Consider the Other
(and look for fishy puns)
Humans are, in almost all cases,
capable of empathy. We have needed this
ability to feel ourselves what others feel – it keeps us alive, helping one
another, not only other humans but other animals. Sometime millennia ago, a human felt empathy
for the hunger of a wild canine, and tossed it a piece of meat. This happened several times, each time canine
and human learning to trust each other a little more, until eventually a bondA
was formed – each creature, that might (if empathy had not been present to turn
the tide) have fallen prey to the other, now trusted the other. The two relied upon each other, helping one
another to stay afloat in a dangerous world.
This is why empathy is helpful – it’s
purpose, boiled down, (as I sea it) is to unite two or more creatures to aid
mutual survival.
Sometimes, however, humans decide
to wave off empathy. This can also be
necessary for survival – if you feel empathy for your food, it’s more difficult
to eat it.1 Soldiers are
trained, often, to shut off their empathy – it’s a lot easier to assail and
destroy an evil “enemy” than another human.
I intended to write more on the topic, but I choose right now to feel
empathy for whomever may read this blog post – you have things to do, I’m
shore, so I’ll dock a few lengthy paragraphs and clam up (am I punishing you
with puns? Does it make you crabby? Am I
flippant? Does it affect the net worth
of this post? Should I seal this up? Do you want to lob me, or stir things up? (I
am still impressed you used the last two as etymology on the quiz, Lena)). Okay, I’m almost dophinately done now – I’m
verboaten.
Oh, weight – don’t be shellfish,
support better treatment of animals, because your empathy should make doing
otherwise unbearable.
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1For waterver reason, I struggle to eat meat for breakfast,
but am a happy omnivore the rest of the day – maybe I feel more empathy in the
morning, before the world around me demands that I drown my empathy “for practical
purposes” (Wallace 665).

I really enjoyed this; I loved all of the puns. You did a nice job on describing how empathy formed between man and canine.
ReplyDeleteHey Michael! This post is absolutely brilliant! I thoroughly enjoyed your use of puns, and you did a great job mimicking Wallace's style. Well, I've got to coast away now
ReplyDeleteI've never considered how people came to befriend canines. That was interesting to consider! Also I really like the footnotes. I'm trying really hard to come up with a pun in this comment but I can't seem to.
ReplyDeletei just thought of one.. i should have ended that comment with "oh whale"..
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